Remember my ask box is hungry, feed it!
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
(via littlesassypotato)
“you have van gogh’s ear for music” hahaha follow for more seventeenth century impressionist-painter burns
I just got a sudden wave of new followers I really hope you guys aren’t expecting more seventeenth century impressionist-painter burns
i’ll pay monet for them
(via buttshaha)
where is tony stark to buy tumblr back from yahoo
He’s busy arguing with Pepper about 12% of Tumblr.
(via weareallfandoooomed)
Apparently everybody could use a little penis in their lives.
i prefer a lot
(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)
I walked into the kitchen and lost my appetite for some reason.
You walk into the kitchen. There’s nobody home, and the lights are dim. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him
Spongebob Squarepants
#He gets on all fours and breaks into a sprint #then he stops on his right foot #don’t forget it #now he brings it around town
this^
(Source: queertoddler, via yourdailydoseoftom)
@MorganSpurlock: Rise & Shine! Waking up with Mr. @Harry_Styles @1DThisIsUs
(Source: blamestyles, via fcukharry)
Here we see Crowley smiling because Justin Bieber’s ten years are almost up.
(via heysammy)
the entire school was burning down and i had to pull the fire alarm. i sprinted over to it. there was writing on it in permanent ink. it said: if you pull this down you are gay. no way was i pulling the fire alarm anymore
(via naughtyrice)